Will Arnett won our hearts in “Arrested Devlopment” and Devon Banks on 30 Rock. Then stomped on those hearts when he divorced Amy Poehler.
You probably know Patrick Wilson from his for-some-reason-controversial episode on “Girls.” He was also in The Phantom of the Opera movie, which earned him the distinction of being the only person to ever make the name “Raoul” sexy.
Pictured: Working. It.
Will Arnett and Patrick Wilson are pretty much twins.
Here’s that picture from above once again, with a picture of Will Arnett from comparison.
If they coincidentally went to the same summer camp, they could have switched places coming home and their inexplicably rich parents wouldn’t have noticed.
Here they are looking like they’re submitting head shots to get on The Bachelorette:
Will and Patrick enjoy smooth jazz, girls who are good listeners, faux-hawks, and spray tans.
They both like old-timey suits…
That picture on the left is shaking me up a bit so I’m going to leave this post here while I wash the dust out of my eyes.
Let me take this opportunity to say that I am a huge Pete Holmes fan. I’ve YouTube binged all of his show monologues, and I laughed so hard watching his Ex-Men series (featuring Silicon Valley’s Thomas Middleditch!) that I’m pretty sure my roommate thought I was having a nervous breakdown.
When I say Pete Holmes looks like Jonathan Taylor Thomas I don’t mean that they look like each other now. Pete Holmes’ doppelganger is Jonathan Taylor Thomas as a child, only stretched out to adult size. He is JTT through police age-progression software. He is the ghost of Home Improvement future.
Is it the squinting blue eyes? The guileless smile?
Something about the lips?
Maybe the shape of the head?
It’s probably because they both like to pose with flowers
And pretend they’re trapped in the walls of the picture.
Tell me this doesn’t look like a 20 year before and after picture.
Wait. Figured it out.
For your consideration, I’ve crudely photoshopped a classic JTT ‘do on Pete Holmes’ head:
Doesn’t it somehow look right? In another life, Pete Holmes would have always played the hapless teenager in 90’s Disney Channel Original Movies who couldn’t get his homework in on time because he was too busy investigating the ghoul at the local pool.
This is my friend Ryan:
This is SNL cast member/expert Justin Beiber impersonator, Kate McKinnon:
Again, here’s Ryan:
And here’s Kate:
Here’s Kate as Justin Beiber:
And back to Ryan:
And Kate as Beiber once more.
I hope by now you are sufficiently convinced that they are fraternal twins. Dead on doppelgänger, great job to me.
I love Harry Potter as much as anyone but I’m re-watching Chamber of Secrets at age 21 and I’m realizing now how dumb it all was. All of these observations of dumb shit are with regards to the movie.
And even though whatever the shit he said sounded WAY closer to “Diagon Alley” than “Knockturn Alley” (no “k” sounds anywhere in there) Harry somehow ends up in the objectively evil alley which somehow exists and no one has decided to clean up or renovate. And then a swarm of hobos surround him (to…. kill him? rob him of the zero valuables he has on him?) before Hagrid Ex Machina comes to his aid.
Hermione uses magic to repair Harry’s glasses while being underaged totally breaking some rules.
UPDATE: Turned this into a Buzzfeed list
spoiler alert: dan is “A”
So I was watching the trailer for Gone Girl when I saw Meryl Streep playing Amy Dunn’s mother, Marybeth. She hadn’t been in any of the press, no - or named in the trailer itself. “Wow, Meryl,” I thought, “That’s really modest of you.”
Turns out (obviously) it’s not her.
But…. doesn’t this woman:
Totally look like she COULD be played by Meryl Streep?
Here she is in “The Iron Lady” for comparison.
I call them as I see them.
So this one is a little weird….
You know Jenna Coleman? Clara Oswin Oswald from “Doctor Who”? Mrs. Robb Stark? Well… she’s pretty much Dora the Explorer.
Don’t believe me?
Do you see it?
Maybe it’s the bangs?
The sassy poses?
The big brown eyes?
It’s totally there and you know it.